Lyrics
(guy talking)
china! is number one!
communism rules!
yeah china the best country in the world
no! not taiwan!
we real china
we gonna invade them
because they fake china!
(guy rapping)
we eat wonton
we have a huge wall
we need to keep out the mongols
we are far more superior than them
those stupid mongols only have horses
but we have tanks
china number one!
china number one!
china number one!
we eat wonton
we gonna invade hong kong
those americans want to ruin our fun
they gonna stop us from invading taiwan
bro we rule the world
everything made in china
even the moon made in china
china number one!
china number one!
china number one!
we eat wonton
we gonna invade hong kong
we gonna destroy capitalist pigs
we ban western products
because we have better products
youtube is banned!
communism rules!
my son got an A minus
so i sent him to army
china number one!
china number one!
china number one!
we eat wonton
we gonna invade hong kong
(guy talking)
yo bro
china is the best
we gonna invade taiwan by the way
goodbye hong kong