Lyrics
Hi Guys, I’m British Harry Potter & I’m Gonna Poop In The VCR
Diarrhoea in the Great Hall, diarrhoea on the stairs!
Diarrhoea with Ron, diarrhoea with Hermione’s hairs!
Diarrhoea on the broom, diarrhoea with the Quidditch ball!
Diarrhoea in the Gryffindor tower, diarrhoea in the dungeon!
Diarrhoea in the potions class, diarrhoea with a vengeance!
Diarrhoea with Hedwig, diarrhoea in the owl post!
Diarrhoea on the train, diarrhoea in the trolley!
Diarrhoea in the library, diarrhoea with butterbeer!
Diarrhoea with Dumbledore, diarrhoea in the hall!
Diarrhoea in the post box, Diarrhoea on Voldemort
Diarrhoea on the invisibility cloak, Diarrhoea in the sorting hat
Diarrhoea in the knight bus, Diarrhoea on the Gryffindor scarf
Diarrhoea on the chocolate frogs, Diarrhoea everywhere
Here’s A Magical Fart In A Jar, I’m Gonna Drink Red Bull
Of Course, I Would Poop In The 4K Ultra HD Blu Ray Player, For Some 4K Poops
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old fashion values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky there's a Family Guy,
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He’s a Family Guy
