China number 1

China number one! Yeah bro i'm chinese the best country in the world What? no not taiwan! we real china bro! we gonna invade them because they fake china we eat won ton we have a huge wall we need to keep out the mongols those stupid americans think they're better but they don't have big brains and they are stupid my son got an A minus so i sent him to army Our boy north korea wanna be like us but no one is better than China! We number one We number one We gonna invade Hong Kong Japanese won't invade us again because we better China number one!