Lyrics
Yo, Yo, Yo, What’s Up, It’s Yo Boy Peter Griffin, I’ve Just Had Some Explosive Diarrhoea Tonight & It’s So Much Fun
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old fashion values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky there's a Family Guy,
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He’s a Family Guy
Diarrhoea In Bed, Diarrhoea On The Floor Diarrhoea In The Car, Diarrhoea All Night Long Diarrhoea In A Bottle, Diarrhoea On The Sidewalk Diarrhoea In Lavender Shorts, Diarrhoea In The Sauna
Hello, Welcome To Quahog, The Capital Of The United Kingdom,
We Will Be Drinking A Lot Of Red Bull All Day Long
Hey Now, You’re An All Star, Get The Show On, Fart Loud
Come On, Just Poop In The VCR
Here In The UK, We Have A Football Head Baby That Knows How To Build Time Machines & A Martini Drinking Dog
Let’s Mix Red Bull & Mountain Dew
When We Need Sleep, We’ll Drink A Good Old Fashioned Pawtucket Patriot
Oh No! There’s A Giant Yellow Chicken Named Ernie, Let’s Fight Him
Poop Is Yummy, Veggies Are Yucky
There Is A Evil Evil Monkey In The Closet That Points At Us
Uh Oh! Here Comes Some More Explosive Diarrhoea Again, Yay

